Episode Transcript
Speaker 1 00:00:03 Happy birthday. I'm Brian. And I'm Ronnie. And this is snorkeling with Narwhals. So at the end of last episode, we were talking about the fact that if I had to be killed by something, I would want it to be a giraffe. That led us to kind of discussing and wondering like
Speaker 2 00:00:24 How, how likely is it that you'll actually dine by a
Speaker 1 00:00:27 Giraffe, right? And then like other various animals, like how likely would it be to be killed by set animal, right? And so you did a little research.
Speaker 2 00:00:36 I did a little
Speaker 1 00:00:36 Research time. We ever actually like done research for
Speaker 2 00:00:39 This show. I've done research before.
Speaker 1 00:00:40 This is the first time we've admitted to doing research or using research on air. By the way, we're not sponsored by this laptop <laugh> or by the Rams. We're just letting you know cuz we're not blurring out the logos.
Speaker 2 00:00:53 Well, there you go. <laugh>. Alright, so, and you guys can play along at home and we'll like put the answers on the screen or
Speaker 1 00:00:59 Something. I don't know. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 2 00:00:59 Figure that out. We'll figure that out. <laugh>. All right. So my first question for you is, on average, how many people die in the United States by an animal attack? Now I've, there're multiple choice.
Speaker 1 00:01:10 You don't have to, right? Good, that's
Speaker 2 00:01:11 Good. Multiple choice. Have no idea. So the first answer is zero. Nobody dies by an animal at
Speaker 1 00:01:16 All. That seems unlikely.
Speaker 2 00:01:17 200 people. That
Speaker 1 00:01:19 Seems pretty low.
Speaker 2 00:01:20 500 people.
Speaker 1 00:01:22 What's the last
Speaker 2 00:01:23 One? Or a thousand people?
Speaker 1 00:01:25 I go with 500. It's, you're
Speaker 2 00:01:27 Gonna go
Speaker 1 00:01:27 With 500. Seems is high enough, but not like super high.
Speaker 2 00:01:29 Final answer. Yeah, you would be wrong.
Speaker 1 00:01:33 Aw,
Speaker 2 00:01:33 The correct answer is 200 point
Speaker 1 00:01:35 Only. Two.
Speaker 2 00:01:36 Two animal death, animal related deaths per year.
Speaker 1 00:01:39 Only 200. That's, well
Speaker 2 00:01:41 This is just in
Speaker 1 00:01:41 The United States.
Speaker 2 00:01:42 So like, not worldwide. Cause the United States keeps tracking these kinds of things. Yeah. <laugh>. All right. All right. What's, what's next? So non ve venomous insects. So we're not talking about like black widow spiders or anything like that. Just non venomous insects kill how many people a year?
Speaker 1 00:01:57 What is a non venomous insect? Like a centipede
Speaker 2 00:02:01 Or like a centipede or like anything that's any kind of a
Speaker 1 00:02:04 Bug or like that's not venom
Speaker 2 00:02:06 Venomous, right?
Speaker 1 00:02:08 Well, I don't know. What are the
Speaker 2 00:02:09 Choices? The choices are three people in the superior year, right? Nine people. 27 people or a thousand people.
Speaker 1 00:02:19 I'm gonna go with three.
Speaker 2 00:02:20 You're gonna go with three
Speaker 1 00:02:21 People. How do you die by a non venomous insect?
Speaker 2 00:02:24 I do not know. And apparently neither do you because it's nine. Nine.
Speaker 1 00:02:28 You
Speaker 2 00:02:28 Die yearly. I'm just like nine. How
Speaker 1 00:02:30 Does that kill you? Like does a centipede come up behind you and strangle
Speaker 2 00:02:35 You or like they like lay eggs
Speaker 1 00:02:36 In your ears or something? <laugh>,
Speaker 2 00:02:38 Every person's nightmare.
Speaker 1 00:02:40 I don't ever want think
Speaker 2 00:02:41 Go by. All right, so now specifically spiders. How many people die to spiders annually? So these are like, these are
Speaker 1 00:02:47 Actually including
Speaker 2 00:02:48 Venomous spiders. These are venomous to spiders.
Speaker 1 00:02:50 But excluding the amount of non venomous spiders, I guess I, I don't know. You need the statistical like
Speaker 2 00:02:55 Analysis. So how many people die to spiders annually? So if you're afraid of of spiders, you might want to click
Speaker 1 00:03:00 Away. And I don't like spiders. So that's
Speaker 2 00:03:02 Okay. It's the answer. 7,777.
Speaker 1 00:03:06 That's a
Speaker 2 00:03:07 Specific 777. 77 or seven
Speaker 1 00:03:13 You go with
Speaker 2 00:03:14 Throwing
Speaker 1 00:03:15 You a ball. Seven.
Speaker 2 00:03:15 There you go. You got one, right? Congratulations. Seven people die in the
Speaker 1 00:03:19 Well you know it has to be less than 200.
Speaker 2 00:03:22 That's true.
Speaker 1 00:03:23 77 out of 200 deaths being by spiders seemed pretty high
Speaker 2 00:03:27 <laugh>. Uh, yeah, absolutely. All right, so which animal is the deadliest animal on earth? The cape buffalo. The black mamba. The cone Snail
Speaker 1 00:03:42 Cone. Snail. That's the cone snail. We need a picture of that cause it sounds awesome.
Speaker 2 00:03:46 Well let's put that in. We'll put that right up for you. The box jellyfish. Ooh, so you have a jellyfish, a snail, a mamba and a buffalo.
Speaker 1 00:03:57 The black mamba. So we're not talking and this is the worst joke ever. We're not talking about Kobe Bryant. No. <laugh>. No. Um, I'm gonna go with the cape buffalo because I do think it is the most dangerous animal, at least in Africa.
Speaker 2 00:04:10 It is not the deadliest animal. The black is the box jellyfish.
Speaker 1 00:04:15 Oh,
Speaker 2 00:04:15 And this is, these were by potential to kill you. Not by the number of kills
Speaker 1 00:04:19 That actually occur. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 00:04:21 Um, I should have, I should should've
Speaker 1 00:04:23 Said
Speaker 2 00:04:23 That. That's, yeah. Alright, so which one of these ones, all these are not the most deadliest, but which one of these kills the most yearly sharks, alligators, bears? Or do they all kill the same number in
Speaker 1 00:04:38 A year? I'm gonna go with D because my brother once told me that if the choice is all of the above, you go with it,
Speaker 2 00:04:44 Your brother would be correct. Sharks, alligators and bear all kill one person a year.
Speaker 1 00:04:50 I knew it wouldn't be sharks because that, I know that like jaws was super, that's super overstated.
Speaker 2 00:04:54 Right? On average, one person dies by sharks in a year in the United States. All right. One by alligators and one by a bear attack. Hmm. All right, so we have a few more questions here. So 28 people die yearly. To which of these animals? Snakes and lizards? Dogs, parasites or pet hamsters?
Speaker 1 00:05:21 I'm many Go with pet hamsters cuz it seems really out there.
Speaker 2 00:05:24 I was trying to throw you a bone with pet hamsters to aw. Give you three out of four that you could get <laugh>. No, that is not correct. The correct answer is dogs.
Speaker 1 00:05:34 Hmm.
Speaker 2 00:05:34 28 people die from a dog attack yearly.
Speaker 1 00:05:39 I guess that's the one
Speaker 2 00:05:40 You could think like wild dogs or like a baby getting attacked by
Speaker 1 00:05:43 Dog. Two
Speaker 2 00:05:44 Wolf's count. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 00:05:46 Coyotes,
Speaker 2 00:05:46 They were no different count category I think. Yeah, like a wild dog is different from
Speaker 1 00:05:50 The, that's pretty big. 28 out of like hundred. That's like over 10%.
Speaker 2 00:05:54 Well not as high as this last killer. Ooh, this the top killer in the United States annually is one of these four cows dogs, bees, wasps and hornets. Or the last one is a large group of cats, horses, pigs, raccoons, other hoofed animals and mammals. So this would include any giraffe attacks. I'm gonna go with cows. You're gonna go with cows. That would be false. Cows kill 20 people a year, least still a while. These wasps and hornets and hornets kill 58 people a year. Dang. That's like over a quarter of 'em. That is a quarter. Yeah. That's insane. It is. And actually I guess you, that makes sense. I mean when you think about it, well the thing that you get warned about most and during the summertime is like these bees getting attacked by bees. So So I got one of those questions, right?
Speaker 2 00:06:56 You got one right? No two. I got two right? Two right. Well there's one more question. Oh, and you should know the answer to this because we talked about this. How many people die yearly to narwals? Zero. Because we talk about narwals, the answer is zero. Nobody dies from, let me rephrase that. No one has ever been recorded to have been killed by nawal ever. That's pretty, yeah, that's good. There are no narwals. Although people kill narwals. Although if you were to search it, there are a lot of people that slaughter narwals. They're very, it's very sad. Alright, that was fun then. So you lost, so I got like two out of how many? There wasn't a prize, but if there was you wouldn't have won it. Well I guess that's fine. Well after next time when we do a quiz, I'll make sure that there's a prize. Ooh. Alright. I'm excited for that now. Okay, so, so next we're keeping, this has been a pretty interactive, well not so much interactive like with the audience, but like I guess is that insurance? We're doing stuff. Yeah, we're not just sitting here talking. We're gonna be testing jelly beans next. And I'm excited for
Speaker 0 00:07:57 That.
Speaker 2 00:08:07 Now we're gonna play a game that I came up with. Brian says that he thinks I ripped it off from somewhere, but I promise I came up with this. I've seen it somewhere before. Well then I came up with it separately. That's fine. I guess what we have here is two jelly beans and each of these jelly beans are, and we have some more that we're gonna do later. But there, there are two different flavors of jelly beans here. They could both be the same, they could both be good, they could both be bad. We don't know. And now Brian has to choose in um, the princess bride fashion. Does he choose the pill in front of him or in front of me? And then this leads to the like what do I think that he would put the one in front of me that is bad. And I do know which one is good and which one is bad. And just in does not in case I
Speaker 1 00:08:54 Have this trustee Mountain Dew, it is not pitch black as the bottle would indicate, but code red because this guy bought a two liter and gave me
Speaker 2 00:09:01 Some <laugh>. Put that away. All right. So
Speaker 1 00:09:03 We're also not sponsored by Mountain Dew.
Speaker 2 00:09:04 We are not. We should, we should talk some about that. Um, I know. So
Speaker 1 00:09:08 Get
Speaker 2 00:09:09 Free Mountain Dew right before you, after you pick which one. I'm going to tell you what the flavors are. Okay, so you don't know what the flavors are until right before and
Speaker 1 00:09:19 I don't, you put in your mouth and I don't know which one it is. Right? But I know which ones it can be,
Speaker 2 00:09:23 Right? Oh gosh. So it's one of these two. All right, which one do you pick? This and I started off with the easy one. This one's not so bad. Even the bad one isn't
Speaker 1 00:09:32 Bad. I'll pick this one.
Speaker 2 00:09:33 Okay, you take the one in front of you. They can be toothpaste is the bad or berry blue.
Speaker 1 00:09:40 Well, toothpaste wouldn't be
Speaker 2 00:09:41 Horrible. Toothpaste isn't
Speaker 1 00:09:42 Horrible, so, so we'll see.
Speaker 2 00:09:48 I got berry blue,
Speaker 1 00:09:49 I got toothpaste, but I can't really tell because I mean I can tell it's toothpaste but it kind of just seems like men.
Speaker 2 00:09:55 Yeah, it sounds so bad. Don't worry, they get
Speaker 1 00:09:58 Worse. I like the taste of toothpaste and you're not supposed to eat it. So this is a good way to do it.
Speaker 2 00:10:02 <laugh>
Speaker 1 00:10:04 Actually not too bad. All
Speaker 2 00:10:05 Right. When you're going to do
Speaker 3 00:10:14 Mm-hmm <affirmative>,
Speaker 2 00:10:16 You're gonna choose the same pill. Yeah. Okay. This is long clippings or lime.
Speaker 1 00:10:23 Oh gosh, lime. Wait,
Speaker 2 00:10:27 They both, they were both lime. That time <laugh>. You didn't stress at all though, so
Speaker 3 00:10:32 No
Speaker 1 00:10:33 Long clippings isn't the worst. And you could eat.
Speaker 2 00:10:35 It's pretty
Speaker 1 00:10:35 Gross. It's not the best, but I mean, I can think of orange things. Oh, I'm terrified still.
Speaker 2 00:10:46 I'm gonna tell you this now. One actually rotten egg or buttered popcorn.
Speaker 1 00:10:52 I'm just getting ready cuz
Speaker 2 00:10:54 If just leave it over there. No, no actually just bad. You can't use it. No. Not until the end of the game. No, I'm taking it away. You have to eat
Speaker 1 00:10:59 It. I have to cleanse my palate. Nope. Which mountain do you won't do, but <laugh>. Oh, I'm okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 00:11:04 Which you? Oh, you took this one? Okay. Yeah. Where'd it go? Did you already eat? I took. Okay. Buttered popcorn or rotten egg? No, you can't spread it out. You gotta eat it. You gotta eat it. That's
Speaker 1 00:11:17 Not happening.
Speaker 2 00:11:18 You have to eat it. Nope. Nope. Take it away. Nope, I'm eating it. Get
Speaker 1 00:11:23 The tooth toothpaste red.
Speaker 2 00:11:24 We're both really bad. <laugh>,
Speaker 1 00:11:27 What were they?
Speaker 2 00:11:28 I got Ron egg.
Speaker 1 00:11:29 I don't know what I got my mind actually on popcorn. It was disgusting though.
Speaker 2 00:11:33 Buttered popcorn is a pretty bad jelly bean.
Speaker 1 00:11:35 And don't worry, I will pick that up from off the floor. Did you spit it on the floor? Yeah. Where else is I gonna
Speaker 2 00:11:40 Spit it? A trash can. We should probably have gotten in a trash can. I'll be back. There's a trashcan over there. Bring that over here. You're probably gonna want that.
Speaker 1 00:11:47 That's recycling
Speaker 2 00:11:49 <laugh>. Oh, it's a recycling can.
Speaker 1 00:11:52 This one's a trash.
Speaker 2 00:11:56 We live and we learn. Now we know if we're gonna Toro stuff. Make sure Brian has a trashcan because he's a spitter. I I
Speaker 1 00:12:01 Will gag it back up. All right. All right.
Speaker 2 00:12:05 Let's see. Please. I'll give you a choice. Would you like peach or juicy pear?
Speaker 1 00:12:10 Peach.
Speaker 2 00:12:11 We're gonna do 'em also. We just
Speaker 1 00:12:13 Gotta pick one. Pears are disgusting. Remember I don't like things that are good for me.
Speaker 2 00:12:19 This one is either I saw that.
Speaker 1 00:12:24 I thought I got
Speaker 2 00:12:25 This one is either peach or vomit? No.
Speaker 1 00:12:33 <laugh>. This is terrifying.
Speaker 2 00:12:36 Are you sure about that one?
Speaker 1 00:12:38 Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:12:38 You sure?
Speaker 1 00:12:40 Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:12:42 Okay. Ready? <laugh>. That's not so bad.
Speaker 1 00:12:52 Didn't he like vomit?
Speaker 2 00:12:55 It's pretty bad though. Alright. Um,
Speaker 1 00:13:04 Oh yeah. <laugh>
Speaker 2 00:13:06 Peach.
Speaker 1 00:13:07 Brian's. It
Speaker 2 00:13:08 Was peach. It was peach. I didn't like it though. Um, let's see. Let us do these two. I'm not gonna tell you what it is. You have to tell me what you
Speaker 1 00:13:20 Get. No, you tell me what this
Speaker 2 00:13:22 Is. No. So now you have to pick the one that you want. Eat it and then tell the viewers what you're eating. You want that one?
Speaker 1 00:13:34 He cares too.
Speaker 2 00:13:36 All right. Nope. You have to finish. What is it?
Speaker 1 00:13:42 I don't know. Just tell me. I'm not
Speaker 2 00:13:45 Gonna go. This was chocolate.
Speaker 3 00:13:50 Hmm.
Speaker 1 00:13:51 I think
Speaker 2 00:13:52 You do not have a very, very strong stomach. I just, well, no, here's, I just, I just ate dog food.
Speaker 1 00:13:58 I think <laugh>, here's what I think it is. And I don't think we need to do all of these cuz it's gonna make it a really long segment. I
Speaker 2 00:14:04 Think it's gonna be all right. I think I, I'm, I'm enjoying this.
Speaker 1 00:14:08 I think what it is, is that I have conditioned myself to assume that whatever I'm eating is terrible. <laugh>. And so regardless of what it actually tastes like, I think it's disgusting because I'm assuming it's going to be right.
Speaker 2 00:14:22 We'll do one last one. You can pick from the tray. All right. The colors that you want, there's two of each. Whichever color you pick, I will pick the other one. You taking that one? Yeah. All right. What do you do? Put in your mouth.
Speaker 1 00:14:47 I don't know.
Speaker 2 00:14:54 Neither do I. <laugh>. I don't know. But it was pretty good. Tuty fruity?
Speaker 1 00:15:01 No. Maybe I, I don't know.
Speaker 2 00:15:03 Well it was pretty good. The options were tuty, fruity, sneaky socks. That's what it watch Rotten Egg. Oh, you had Rotten Egg then. Mine is dirty Fruity. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>
Speaker 1 00:15:14 Sock
Speaker 2 00:15:15 Barf boogers, baby wipes, skunk spray, canned dog food. Moldy cheese and lawn clippings. And we've now learned that Brian doesn't like to eat weird things, so
Speaker 1 00:15:29 We're gonna probably, I feel like I'm just like looking sadly off in the corner. <laugh>. <laugh>. But
Speaker 2 00:15:35 Was it that
Speaker 1 00:15:36 Bad? It was bad. I said, I think part of it was I assumed that whatever one I was eating was gonna be bad.
Speaker 2 00:15:41 Do you want to try one more? No. <laugh>. <laugh>. Alright. Well then I think that's it for us for today.
Speaker 1 00:15:47 So why did we learn today?
Speaker 2 00:15:49 We learned that Brian has a weak stomach
Speaker 1 00:15:52 And that the psychology of assuming that you're eating something terrible probably affects your eating it. And we learned that. I'm terrible at quizzes, apparently.
Speaker 2 00:16:04 Yes. And that, uh, narwals don't kill people.
Speaker 1 00:16:07 No, but people kill Narwals.
Speaker 2 00:16:09 Absolutely.
Speaker 1 00:16:10 Anyway, this was snorkeling with Narwhals. I'm Brian. And I'm Ronnie. Have a good birthday
Speaker 2 00:16:15 Everyone. Happy birthday.
